Challenges ahead

Well Kat lovers, our Ginger has a difficult choice to make. Some of you are acquainted with the fifth member of the klan, and of course as the Feline, he is really Boss. So the choice facing our illustrious Mog is between a nineties build rabbit hutch, in a close, with a strip of garden and a wee shed at the end, a smallish, fairly new house, basic three bed (third being just big enough to swing a cat..... Oooops! Sorry Ginger!) and a 50's build bungalow with a huge patio window in the lounge, three smallish but ample bedrooms, a ghastly bathroom, a spacious kitchen, very much of its age but with a pantry completr with perforated zinc glazing ( i.e. built BF... Before Refrigeration!), acres of garden that runs into a wood, a garage, a garden shed and..... wait for it, a Lodger! Yes a bit of the house has been "added onto" and there is a Recluse, a hobbit of a guty called... lets call him Bertram, an ex bank employee who lives alone.. quite bright, capable of booking an airticket on line, but lets say eccentric in dress and living habits.

The Latter Residence is 300 yds from my workplace, near a church and shops, the former des res is about a mile from the afore mentioned essentials.

The Question is: Which carpet will Ginger choose??? Perhaps I need the presicent skills of Paul the Octopus who with amazing skill and acumen predicted the outcome of all seven of Germany's World Cup matches, as well as the final between Spain and Holland. This was an improvement on his record for the 2008 European Championships, in which he correctly predicted four of Germay's games. But...... from what I have seen from the entrails in my last opened Kite-ekat tin, the famous eight-tentacled psychic cephalopod is being sought in a bitter transfer deal by the Spanish from his German owner and squad. Vast sums have been offered in an attempt to seal-the-deal in a cash-animal transfer to the Spanish team. So unless I can match the offer and persuade Paul to apply his many suckered skills to our demesne dilemma before he ends up playing for Calomare, I need also to seal the deal. So any cash offers to help me secure the services of our tentacled friend (or offers of German English simultaneous translation) will be most gratefully received. Otherwise we wait for the whims of our ginger and white puss who shows a marked disdain and illogicality in the decision making process, especially when it come to deciding which brand of Katfood is "Flavour of the Moment" for him. Truly, the securing of Paul's uncanny skills will in the long run save us a fortune in discarded half eaten tins of Kit-e-kat. The power to help lies in your hands. You can Gift Aid your donations to the cause by... bla bla bla! Yes it is late! Nitey Nite.